what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.
IVE HEARD STORIES OF MY MOTHER SHE WAS A TEENAGER AND LEFT ME IN THE BLENDER BUT LUCKILY THE POWER CUT OUT LIKE AT THE ORPAHNAGE
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
Q: how do you get 10 babies in a trashcan A: With a blender Q: how do you get them out A: chips
What do you call a baby in a blender a baby blender
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo"
Whats black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!!!!!
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing It"s an egg joke
What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.