What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
Q: how do you get 10 babies in a trashcan A: With a blender Q: how do you get them out A: chips
What do you call a baby in a blender a baby blender
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
Whats black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!!!!!
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing It"s an egg joke
What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
what happens when you put a baby in a blender
The baby is a cherry smoothie
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
