Blender

Blender jokes

Orphanage

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

Frog

What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?

A frog in a blender.

Baby

How do you fit a baby in a glass?

A blender.

How do you get it out?

Explosives!

Baby

What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?

A blender.

What's the best way to get them out?

A blender.

Orange Juice

What did the blender say to the orange juice?

"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."

Baby

Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?

A: With a blender.

Q: How do you get them out?

A: Chips.

Baby

How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.

How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.

Zebra

What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!

Egg

What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.

Baby

What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!

Baby

What happens when you put a baby in a blender?

The baby is a cherry smoothie.