Blender jokes

What is red, white, and goes round and round?

A baby in a blender.

What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?

Babies in a blender.

What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender.

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?

A: With a blender.

Q: How do you get them out?

A: Chips.

I blend children to make a good living.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the look on its face as you climax.

How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?

A blender.

How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.

How did you get Sally into a blender?

- Without much resistance.

How do you get Sally out of a blender?

- Tortilla chips.

1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.

Q. What's red and pink and spins around really fast? A. A baby in a blender.

What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?

"Mix it up, yo!"

What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!

How do you get a baby out of a blender?

With Doritos!