Blender jokes
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender.
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
Community talk
It’s February *vomit sound* and Valentines Day *vomit sound x3* is coming! *throws up in a blender*
I am a registered sex offender, I stuck my dick into blender
Your mom is a trangender
And I am a professional nude sender.
I cheated on my wife with a 13 year old so he beat me, raped me, then put my dick in a blender and fucked my wife as I watched