What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
1 like = 1 more child in my blender.
Crispy, Juicy, Tender, I just put my new-born son in a blender.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first? Watching their expression change.
What did the blender say to the orange juice? What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid shut the fuck up.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
I blend children to make a good living
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender
How do you get it out?
Explosives!