What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
A frog in a blender.
What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!