Blender

Blender jokes

How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?

A blender.

How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.

How do you get them back out? Straw.

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  • Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

    So you can see the look on its face as you climax.

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  • What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.

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  • What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?

    A baby smoothie.

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  • What does a baby in a blender look like?

    I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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