Blender jokes
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face as you climax.
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
A baby smoothie.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.