Blender

Blender Jokes

Baby

How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?

A blender.

How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

Baby

How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Baby

How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.

How do you get them back out? Straw.

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  • Baby

    Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

    So you can see the look on its face as you climax.

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  • Baby

    How to make a baby make funny faces?

    Put it feet first in a blender.

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  • Baby

    How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?

    A blender.

    How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.

    Baby

    What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.

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  • Smoothie

    What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?

    A baby smoothie.

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  • Egg

    What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.

    Baby

    What does a baby in a blender look like?

    I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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  • Baby

    What is red, white, and goes round and round?

    A baby in a blender.