Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!
when i went to the doctors he pulled his wife in, and said what do you see? I replied a fat bitch he said ok your eyesight is perfect.
So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."
You work at papa's pizzaria ok?
Boss: your fired! Me: ok? Worker: Why are you fired? Me: oh you wanna know... *shows him the oven with my pizza* Me: I left my pizza in the oven that bitch burnt as fuck!! Worker: OH SHIT!! Boss: did you say pizza? Me: i sure did! *shows boss pizza in oven* Me: this hoe black as fuck! Boss: i fired you because i count stop looking at your ass not this why?
I bought my spoiled brother a trampoline for his birthday, But he decided to sit in his wheelchair like a little bitch
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh I forgot that is your ass it's so ugly you stupid-looking bitch
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch Me: Strange...Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
What did the Female dog say to the mirror?Hi Bitch
Three citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI. Their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot her. He walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario. He put the gun up, but couldn't pull the trigger, so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario. He walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb christian pussy ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious although I hate her.
I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man. and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can I'll pat you, and prick you , and mark you with my "D" And then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!
Life is a bitch and people make it worse This Thing that I'm in ("am") is a Forsaken curse (beta)
Biggest chungus to the rescue fat bitches
i dicked ur mom down so good bitch
im the joke bitch
The teacher told me to put my MP3 away, so I brought out my MP5. Now that bitch knows what not to tell me.
A blind man walked into me at a store i said "watch it bitch" and he said "sorry i didn't see you there."
WHY DIDNT THE BITCH ASS SKELETON FLY
CAUSE ME MUM FLEW ALL THE WAY AND TREVOR IS A BOOFAHEAD
what do you call a gay drive by ?
a fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
what do you call a Anorexic bitch with a yeast infection Quarter pounder with cheese.
