He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew He tucks it in his football sock Ayew, Ayew Shagged a bird and now she's dead Swung his cock around her head Jordan Ayew Palace number nine 🦅🔴🔵
a chicken is dellisis
Q: Why do birds need feathers? A: To cover up their butt quack!
My dad told me a story today his mom my grandma said if a bird gets in ur house someone will die . That day a humming bird got in his U.P.S truck and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later she died .😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
What would be a pets favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
"killed 2 birds with one stone"? pfft I once killed 2 people with 1 bullet
what do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? bay-gulls
what did the bird say to the other bird
nothing because birds cant talk
Are you having rabbit duck for dinner? Yeah Why? Because I got too obsessed with hares.
what do you call a bird with no wings answer: A FLAP
wath goos boo a caw wath no lips
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay. Because it would be a bagel
Why does a woodpecker have a beak ? So as to not smash his head against the tree
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!!
i have a big cock
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar? Because they both have eyes.
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
Time for double joke tuesday
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me
Kid: Your a dick, you know!
Me: And your a pussy, you know?
So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup
And I asked him what he is doing
Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if i bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits
Me: Erm................Are you a simp?
Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house
KG: You have it?
Guy: Yup, now can I play with them
KG: Sure!
KG then went to her room.
Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. Your gonna call me over and you will be-
KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it
KG: Have fun playing with them!
Guy: WHAT THE FU-
Hi I did not get eeeeeeeee it when I went home to walk home from home and walk home walk walk
