What Did the Chicken... jokes
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 馃悢馃槀
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 馃槀馃槀馃槀
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 馃槈
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!