What Did the Chicken...

What Did the Chicken... Jokes

Parrot

One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.

"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂

Chicken

What did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side. 😂😂😂

Chicken

What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?

"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"

Bullet

"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.