One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out. "I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
What did the chicken cross the road???? To get to the other side 😂😂😂
What did the chicken say when he saw ahuman running around uncontrollably? "its running around like a human with its head cut off"
"killed 2 birds with one stone"? pfft I once killed 2 people with 1 bullet
what did the chicken say after he died, nothing
what did the chicken say when he crossed the road
quack!
