What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A RHYMING PARROT
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-
Kid: Mum how do you know someone is drunk? Mum: See the four birds over there Kid: huh, wait a minute. Mum: A drunk person would see eight. Kid: Mum but there is only two.
what do birds and autistic people have in common? they both flap their arms
what do the twin towers and angry birds' pigs have in common? they always getting hit.
hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasnt chicken