Teacher: Describe a penguin

Student: Black, White, Beak

Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan

Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family

Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow

Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes

Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?

Student: It describes you tho.

Comments (17)

oof i did that to my teacher and iss for 2 days

That was lame. Get help

brought to you by cows

Hello I am a teacher and I think that is unexeptable but you students really be cringy and ugly goood byyye

So once in my class I told a student at the end of this ruler is a real dunce he replyed wich end? strait to the prinsable

Bro how you a teacher but can't spell unexceptable? I smell cap

omg me and my sister was laughing and it remind me of my sister adoptian papers

That is not an orphan joke