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The Cow Description

Teacher: Describe a penguin.

Student: Black, white, beak.

Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.

Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.

Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.

Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.

Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?

Student: It describes you tho.

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Okay, listen up, you chucklehead. You think you're so smart, posting jokes on the internet, but let's be real, your humor is...special. It's like you tried to build a house with a banana. You are dumb, you see, the student in the joke describes the teacher instead of the cow, they subvert our expectations. That's the joke. It's funny because it's unexpected and a little rude.

Comments (17)

oof i did that to my teacher once....got and iss for 2 days

That was lame. Get help

brought to you by cows

Hello I am a teacher and I think that is unexeptable but you students really be cringy and ugly goood byyye

So once in my class I told a student at the end of this ruler is a real dunce he replyed wich end? strait to the prinsable

Bro how you a teacher but can't spell unexceptable? I smell cap

omg me and my sister was laughing and it remind me of my sister adoptian papers

That is not an orphan joke