Bin jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!