Bin jokes

Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice

What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?

"Go to HELLakbar!"

"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."

My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.

Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?

A. Osama Bin Ballin'.

No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.

What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.

I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

They wait to be filled with a big load.

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?

I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.

Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.

What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?

It's raining planes! Hallelujah!

I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."

How do you know an abo robbed your house?

The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.

Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇