What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
Random guy: come on bin laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK I'll leave.
You know bins????
They're trash!
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
