I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked "where are you going"
He said "Camp Bin Laden"
I asked "what do they do there"
He answered "they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts."
I asked "what do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said "see this towel on my head" I nodded "I made it out of boxer jokes"
Bin laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years. 2001-2011
What's worst than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? 1 baby in 2 trash bins.
Where does bin laden keep his cd’s
In Irak
bin laden promised 76 virgins to al-queda
instead there was one 76 year year old virgin
What happend when obama ran for president ?
The whole us thought holy hell its osama bin laden thought he was dead.
Random guy: come on bin laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK I'll leave.
you know bins???? they're TRASH
What’s Bin Laden’s favourite drink? Double Manhattan.
jasper likes little girls and bin laden
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
A woman ran into a police station screeming "help i have bin graped" the policeman said "do you mean raped" the woman said "no the was a bunch of then".
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
