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Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!

What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.

What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?

Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.

I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.

He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.

I asked, "Where are you going?"

He said, "Camp Bin Laden."

I asked, "What do they do there?"

He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."

I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"

He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."

What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.

Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.

Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.

What happened when Obama ran for president?

The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.

What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.

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  • A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"

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