Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
Your forehead so big i think thats what Kobe crashed into
Do you ate chef boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big
there's a kid with loads of new fire men equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kids asks the firemen come have a look at my new gear so the fire men go look at his gear so then the kid says kid: I've got a helmet a big jacket and a oxygen tank and a little wheel barrow for my gear
firemen says: why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls the kid says so I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
what do you call a pickle sandmich () A BIG MAC)
whats big and black
my balls
your forehead is so big that it has five different timezones
You are so hairy big foot took your picture
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire
Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now
Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me
I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock she's probably just pulling you're leg
I was given a invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney. Thats why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY
"why is your head big?" cause your a ball.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke it was just to make space like your mothers ass in space because it so big.
I got a sister. that was a big mistake
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole? Suck his big cock
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability? suck a big cock.
DH: What did Vegeta say to Bulma? A: What? DH: Can I show u my new move it's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK. :)
-Dark_Humor
Luisa: the ship doesn't swerve as it heard how big the iceberg is
Captain of the titanic: wait what did you say
3 minutes later
Why didn't I listen to the strong one
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
