Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no.
Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?”
“Under my bench,” he replies.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth I mean moon
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
HEY THE BIGGEST DISTRACTION WILL NEVER BE MY TATTOOS IN THIS FACILITY IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING BUT IN ALL SERIOUSLY WELCOME TO THE BIGGEST FRAT PARTY TAKING PLACE NEAR THE OCEAN I AM MOST LIKELY GOING TELL MY FAMILY THIS OR MAYBE NOT DEPENDING WHAT GOING DOWN I AM VERY ADAPTIVE YHREW DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean
The teacher is asking you a question. Teacher: If your biggest dream came true, what would you be? Me: dead.
What is the biggest candy in the world?? Candy Borobudur
How are shark eggs and your mam the same? There both the biggest thing ever laid.
The coach of the Detroit Lions had put together the perfect football team. But then his quarterback got blindsided and was out for the season with a knee injury.
Then his backup went down with a concussion. He tried the trading route, free agents, but nobody any good was available.
One evening while watching the news from Iraq, he saw a young Iraqi soldier with an amazing arm. The soldier rifled a grenade on a perfect arc into a 4th story window from 100 yards, bam!
He tossed another directly into a tight group of 12 enemy fighters 80 yards away, ka-bam! Then a humvee passed, going 60 kph, boom! Another perfect shot!
Coach said to himself, "I got to have this guy. He's got the best arm I've ever seen!"
He tracks him down and convinces him to come to Detroit. The kid takes coaching perfectly, makes all the plays, and long story short, the Lions win the Super Bowl.
The Iraqi is now the Conquering Hero in pro football, and a huge story. But when the broadcast team tries to interview him, all he wants is to phone his mom.
"Mother," he yells over the phone, "We just won the Super Bowl!"
"Don't talk to me," the woman says. "You abandoned us. You can't be my son."
The young Iraqi begs, "Mom, you don't understand! Our team won the biggest game here in the U.S. Thousands of fans are screaming for me. The U.S. President is going to call me!"
"I don't care," his mother snaps. "Right now I can hear gunshots everywhere. Our block is like a ruin. Your brothers were beaten half to death last night, and your sister was nearly raped."
Then she says, "I can never forgive you for making us move to Detroit."
The two biggest Dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth" and "I won't cum in your mailbox"
Biggest chungest coming home biches
Biggest chungus to the rescue fat bitches
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Biggest lie ever told: it was the cat.
Biggest joke?
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Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?
My life🖤
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Husband: "I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."
Wife: "You have the biggest penis out of all your friends."
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again
