your mum has very small balls. congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick she said we are family... even though you're bigger than me.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic
dont tell me i haven't got balls i just happen to wear mine mine on my chest and i can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours
my friends tittes are bigger than my sakuras
yo hairline is bigger than yo mamas boody
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money and he asks the bartender what's up with that jar of money bartender says you gotta do 3 task he takes the shot of Jack and the customer says what are the tasks he says the 1st one is but the 1st 1 is I got about a 12' gator in the back that's got a bad tooth and you gotta pull it he says all right what's the 2nd 1 he said I got a big old girl upstairs that aint had no loving in a long time you gotta make her smile he takes another shot of Jack he said all right what's the 3rd 1 he said you see that horse outside you gotta make him laugh and cry Guy goes upstairs goes out back comes out to the front comes back in the other customer said give him the jar The guy says I took care of that lady's tooth and I made that alligator smile well how'd you make the horse laugh he said easy i told him I had a bigger deck then him bartender says how did you make him cry he said easy I showed him
Your forehead is bog god said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big
basketballs are bigger then end
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger...then it hit me
Why’s bbc called bbc?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger everytime he says n-
I have a friend of mine from school, I always see them with bangs so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came.. their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead. :)
-Dark_Humor
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than an elephant?
I different sized elephant
your forehead is so big it's bigger than a school
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically emotionally and mentally and economically and socially
Texas be like everything bigger here guns and winter storms!
Yo mama so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic marvel universe.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
Boobs are like batteries... AA will get the job done... C is bigger than AA... D is bigger that C... ...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
