Ur butt is bigger then my ex-girlfriend’s butt and I love it
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?” Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
yo hairline is bigger than yo mamas boody
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money, and he asks the bartender what's up with that jar of money.
Bartender says you gotta do 3 tasks. He takes the shot of Jack, and the customer says, "What are the tasks?" He says, "The 1st one is, well the 1st 1 is, I got about a 12' gator in the back that's got a bad tooth, and you gotta pull it." He says, "All right, what's the 2nd 1?" He said, "I got a big old girl upstairs that ain't had no loving in a long time, you gotta make her smile." He takes another shot of Jack. He said, "All right, what's the 3rd 1?" He said, "You see that horse outside, you gotta make him laugh and cry."
Guy goes upstairs, goes out back, comes out to the front, comes back in. The other customer said, "Give him the jar." The guy says, "I took care of that lady's tooth, and I made that alligator smile."
"Well how'd you make the horse laugh?" he said. "Easy, I told him I had a bigger deck then him."
Bartender says, "How did you make him cry?" He said, "Easy, I showed him."
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
Basketballs are bigger than end.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger...then it hit me
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than an elephant?
I different sized elephant
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
