Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Bully...you such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger
Your butt is bigger than uranus
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger then it hit me
Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we're through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but someone bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
I was wo dring why the ball was getting bigger then it hit me
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick: I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's 🤣
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger
Then it hit me
There are two siblings, a little brother and a big brother. Now, the big brother had a girlfriend, and one night they decided to go and have sex. So, the bigger brother goes to pick up his girlfriend one night and take her home. So they get to the bigger brother's house and walk into his room. Now the two siblings shared the room, and they had bunk beds. When they walked in the room, they saw the little brother asleep in the bottom bunk, so they went up to the top bunk to have sex. The big brother says, "Whenever you feel good, say 'lettuce,' and whenever you want to switch positions say 'tomato'." The girl constantly is saying "lettuce, tomato," and then the little brother wakes up. He quietly remarks, "Can you guys stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over me."
What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
A stab wound.
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, But bigger ones need a crane.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
