Bf

Bf jokes

Mom

    • Bf: Babe, do you love me?

    Gf: Of course, why do you ask?

    Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.

    Love

    • Bf: What do you think about our love?

    Gf: Count the stars in the sky.

    Bf: Aww, it's infinity.

    Gf: Nope, just a waste of time.

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    • Shooting

    • GF: Laying down.

    BF: GROANING

    GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?

    BF: Yeah, why?

    GF: Shoot that did in there.

    BF: Mmmhuugh

    Job

    • So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."

    One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.

    Drug

    • Gf: "You are a drug."

    Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"

    Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."

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    • Lamborghini

    • P = Person (not original "pun")

    P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!

    (Communications with this person are now blocked)

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