Betty Jokes

Paul Walker

What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?

Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.

Pear

When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.

She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.

I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!

Author

FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS

Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.

What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.

Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.

The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.

Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.

Fan

I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.

She literally died a crazy bitch.