Betty jokes
When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.
She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.
I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed.
Lauren: Fine, but it's early.
*Karen wakes up and exits room*
*Lauren hears noise*
Mikey: You're so much better than my girlfriend, Karen.
Lauren: *laughs*
Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother, Mikey*
Explain Bear, girl, you're tripping.
