Betty jokes
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.
She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.
I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
