Betty Jokes

Fan

I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.

She literally died a crazy bitch.

Pear

When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.

She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.

I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!

Paul Walker

What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?

Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.

Author

FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS

Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.

What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.

Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.

The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.

Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.