Betty jokes

My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"

I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.

She literally died a crazy bitch.

When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.

She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.

I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!

What did President Ford say when he met Betty?

"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."

What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?

Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.

FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS

Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.

What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.

Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.

The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.

Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.