If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN’S JOKES are the disease
Whats the best thing about a prostitute dying on u during sex? The second hour is free
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes? Family comes first
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
My girlfriend gave me the best blowjobs then she grow teeth
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women
He said the ATM outside
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer"
The best part about asian jokes are that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
My last best man's speech was like the marriage
Short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
A blind pilot walks into a plane waving his walking stick
The passengers all look at each other in disbelief. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the captain is legally blind, but rest assured, he is one of the best pilots in the world with over six thousand successful flights."
Next the co-pilot makes his way to the plane and he is also blind and uses his walking stick to make it to the cabin. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the co-pilot is also blind, but rest assured, he is the second best pilot in the world with over five thousand successful flights."
At this point the plane begins to take off from the runway. As it gains speed, the passengers grow tenser. The plane keeps accelerating more and more and as it approaches the end of the runway, it still hasn't left the ground. The plane is approaching the end of the runway at high speed and the passengers scream, "Oh my God, we're all going to die!!"
Suddenly, the plane takes off and begins its ascent.
The pilot turns to the co-pilot and says, "The day they stop screaming, we're screwed."
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it