Being jokes
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that douchebag a drink."
The bartender says, "You can't talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I'm going to throw you out!"
The drunk says, "Okay, I'm sorry. I'd like to buy the lady a drink."
The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says, "The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?"
She says, "Vinegar and water."
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
I did a good job of being home from school.
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
Should be good night and walk walk home.
What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?
My syndrome may be down, but my money be up 😈.
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.