Being jokes

Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.

Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.

Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.

Why can't an orphan play basketball?

Because no one will be cheering them on.

Priests are called father because it would be suspicious to call him daddy.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They don't have a closet to come out of.

My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭

If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.

Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)

I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.

If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.

You'd think the Catholic Church would be thankful for condoms, less DNA evidence.

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.

(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!

What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?

You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"

Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.

"You must be why they invented the word ugly."

What do you say to a bully?

I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!

Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!

"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!