Why did the bee buzz off? Beecause he had to bee somewhere.

Why do bees sting? Because they’re pricks.

What did the bee say after the execution - the criminal has been beeheaded

What do you call a bee that lives in America. A USB

How do bees get to school? On a school buzz

why isn’t there much honey in Brazil? Because there’s only on B in Brazil.

What did the Queen Bee says to her bees? Beehive yourselves!

Why did the bee gets into trouble? Because he wasn’t beehiving very well!

Actor 1: "I’m Micheal with a b and I hate insects" Actor 2: 'Wheres the b?" Actor 1: “THERE’S A BEE!!!”

What do you call a bee’s love?

Honey ❤️.

What do you call a ghost bee???

Boobees

What does the bee say to the fly?

Buzz off

How do bees 🐝 get to school?

They ride the school buzz!

Why did the bee get married?

Because she found her honey.

Can bees fly higher than Mt.Everest? No? Actually they can. Mt.Everest can’t fly.

Why wouldn’t Mr Bee 🐝 push Ms Bee 🐝 away?

Believe he loves his honey.

What do bees 🐝 brush their hair with?

A honeycomb.

what did the bee say to the other bee

moo

Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning is she ok? hospital? Dad: She’s ok now. no hospital. Dad: She had to take the deep penis. Son: Umm… WHAT!? Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS Dad: Oh for god’s sakes Dad: Epi Pen

Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning is she ok? hospital? Dad: She’s ok now. no hospital. Dad: She had to take the deep penis. Son: Umm… WHAT!? Dad: I had to inject her with and EPIC PENIS Dad: Oh for god’s sakes Dad: Epi Pen

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