Bears jokes

Bear

What do you call a dead polar bear?

Anything, they can't hear you!

Memes

Threat

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

Bear

The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"

Marriage

"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.

Shit

When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.

Penguin

A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.

A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"

The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"

Whore

Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!"

Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore, Linda!"

Bear

A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high, smoking weed, talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage.

And then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor, gets drunk, and asks the rabbit, "Can I have one more scotch, pretty please?"

And the rabbit says, "Hell to the naw, I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath."

Bear

What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.

Yeah, that joke was unbearable.