Bears jokes

"Now buzz off" - Explain Bear

What do you call a bear with no ear?

B.

We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.

Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?

Because he didn't want to get ripped.

I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.

The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!

Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.

Explain Bear, girl, you're tripping.

What do you call a cold Explain bear?

A brrr.

Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.

"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.

What is a Care Bear's favorite job?

Take care of bears.

The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"

Bully: Who you looking at?

Me: A Build-A-Bear.

Bully: Where?

Me: Look in the mirror.

What do you call a dead polar bear?

Anything, they can't hear you!

Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?

Because vodka in Russia is weak.