i told my friend that there was a tree. on that tree there were four black chickens, I said how many beaks do the chickens have, he said four. then I said there was a white cat, how many teeth does it have? he couldn't answer, so I said looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy
A Goose with no Beak and you eat? Goose Beak Salad file :)
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A head-banger.
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger
what did the bird say to the other bird
nothing because birds cant talk
what do you call a bird with no wings answer: A FLAP
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What does a bird say when it gets sick? I flu!
Why do penguins π§ carry fish π in their beaks?
Because they donβt have a pockets. Iβm
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph his beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
[god creating the parrot] OK HOW ABOUT A TYEDYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU
What bird doesnβt need a comb?
Bald eagles.
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food! *LAUGH*
