If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
A hot woman called "Jessie" was showering when the phone rang.
Jessie was upset because the phone wouldn't stop ringing, and she goes out naked from the bathroom to answer the phone in the hall.
Jessie on the phone: 《Hello? 》
The one on the phone: 《Oh hi, I'm Jeff, I just wanted to tell you don't go out from your bathroom naked next time because my brother is behind you right now trying to rape you.》
Jessie: 《Stop it my sister! This is the 10th time you do this cringe joke! It gets boring!》
But sadly it wasn't a joke, and she cried a lot that night and learned how not to go out naked from the bathroom again.
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
I'm going to piss on the floor.
Read if gay.
Aha!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
Susie was in her mother's room one night, as her mother was getting ready for bed. She had slipped off her blouse; her boobs, plum and perky. Susie had asked what are those and will I get them? Her mother had said they were boobs and she would grow some in a few years. Her mother told Susie to find her father and say goodnight.
So Susie left, headed down the hall to the bathroom where her father was showering. Susie knocked on the door, he said come in. He had moved the shower curtain over just a bit. Susie said she loved him, and then seen her father's dick. Shocked, Susie asked her father what that was and if she would get one. Her father said it was a dick, and he said Susie would get it after her mother went to bed.
Poopies in my undies.
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
Toilet paper cried across the road.
Poo.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack 🤣😂🤣
why cant you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
because tye "p"is silent
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
