Bathroom jokes
Do I sit broken-hearted?
I came to sh*t and only farted.
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I see you, I play with my poo.
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
So I was at high school one day in the bathrooms, and I'm circumcised, and the kid next to me wasn't, so he showed me his pp, and he had a foreskin, so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired...
Pooooooooooop!
Today my toilet paper ran across the road, but it got stuck in the crack.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the rear end.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."