Bathroom

Bathroom jokes

Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.

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  • Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?

    Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."

    Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."

    When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?

    European.

    Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?

    Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom.

    Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did the splits and suctioned cupped herself to the floor.

    She yelled out for her husband, "Bruce! Bruce!" and he came running in. "Bruce, I’ve bloody suctioned myself to the floor!" she said.

    "S’truth, Sheila!" Bruce said, and tried to pull her up. "You’re stuck fast girl. I’ll go across the road and get me mate Cobber."

    They came back and they both tried to pull her up from the floor. "No way, we can’t do it!" Cobber said, "So let’s try Plan B."

    "Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce, "What’s that?"

    "I’ll go home and get me hammer and chisel and we’ll break the tiles under her," replied Cobber.

    "Spot on!" Bruce said, "While you’re doing that, I’ll stay here and play with her nipples."

    "Play with her nipples?" Cobber said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate!"

    "No... " Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are a lot cheaper."

    Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet?

    He doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet.

    It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.

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