Luigi was dying had two sons Bruno was handsome but Alberto was ugly He said Maria tell me is the is Alberto my son Yes Luigi his wife said and he died happily Wife said thank God he didn’t ask about the other one !!
why did the bat cross the road because to get blood bar
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying , Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died and two weeks later Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer And then It hit me
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
why doesn't bat man need robin as a wing man?
cos he has no problem robin' your girl
2 fe male mouse met and one spoke yesterday I met a mouse he was black and he had wings and he had some cool sharp teeth he said he only at night
other mouse : ummm...thats a bat
that asshole he told me that he is a pilot
A bat-mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat-mitzvah!!
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first bite <3
What do you call 2 Latinos playing baseball hwone on hwone
When I woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats and eye, but when hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people loose their shit?
Robin asks Batman what are you getting your parents for Christmas Batman gets mad slaps Robin and runs off crying
now you know why Batman beyond was born when Bruce died cause of death: suicide
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
BAD!!!!!!!
why cant orphans play baseball. they cant find
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health? -A baseball bat
Batman vs Superman
Why do orphans never play baseball? Cause they can never get a home run.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree? It couldn’t hang in there.
