Baseball jokes
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.