Baseball jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
I miss playing baseball.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Baseball is awesome!
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!