I miss playing baseball.
Baseball Jokes
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Baseball is awesome!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
