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Bars jokes

A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!

Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?

He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.

Why was the rapper always in shape?

Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!

Why did the rapper always carry a map?

Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!

A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A money manager who counts bars.

Why did the rapper go to space?

Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!