Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Bars Jokes
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
