Bars jokes
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.