B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Hey, you know Slugma?
Slugma balls.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
A professional golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"
"Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."
"Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"
The poacher agrees but says that his assistant is ill and will need the man to come with him in his assistant's place. The man agrees, and so the poacher goes out to the jungle with the man.
The poacher brings a pair of handcuffs, a long stick, a shotgun, and a dog. They search through the jungle for about an hour and then spot a male gorilla above in the treetops.
The man asks the poacher what the plan is. The poacher replies, "I'm going to climb the tree and, when I get close enough, I'm going to start poking the gorilla with the stick until it falls out of the tree.
The dog is a specially trained dog. When the gorilla falls out of the tree, the dog will try to bite off the gorilla's balls. When the gorilla moves its hands to protect its balls, you put the handcuffs on it."
This all seems to make sense to the man, but he has one question. "What is the shotgun for?" he asks the poacher. The poacher responds: "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.