B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
What's big and black?
My balls.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.
Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.
What hangs low?
Balls.
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"
He didn't realize what was about to happen.
"That's what she said!"
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
What is the cheapest kind of meat?
Deer balls, two for under a buck!
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "I gagged."
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls!
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!