Balls jokes
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Memes
This is so bad
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
A professional golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"
"Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."
"Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"
The poacher agrees but says that his assistant is ill and will need the man to come with him in his assistant's place. The man agrees, and so the poacher goes out to the jungle with the man.
The poacher brings a pair of handcuffs, a long stick, a shotgun, and a dog. They search through the jungle for about an hour and then spot a male gorilla above in the treetops.
The man asks the poacher what the plan is. The poacher replies, "I'm going to climb the tree and, when I get close enough, I'm going to start poking the gorilla with the stick until it falls out of the tree.
The dog is a specially trained dog. When the gorilla falls out of the tree, the dog will try to bite off the gorilla's balls. When the gorilla moves its hands to protect its balls, you put the handcuffs on it."
This all seems to make sense to the man, but he has one question. "What is the shotgun for?" he asks the poacher. The poacher responds: "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.