B.A.L.L.S. jokes
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
I was watching my boyfriend's dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When I looked down, he appeared to be dead.
My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do, so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waited for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said, "You know, your dog's been a little depressed lately..."
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.