A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.