A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
Balls Jokes
I love balls, bro. So do you.
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "I gagged."
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
