Balls jokes
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
"Igma is my balls."
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Memes
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...