Balls jokes
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Memes
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
"Igma is my balls."
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
A girl has small balls.