B.A.L.L.S. jokes
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
"Igma is my balls."
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
Why does a dwarf laugh whilst playing football?
Because the grass tickles his balls!
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?