B.A.L.L.S. jokes
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
"Igma is my balls."
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?