B.A.L.L.S. jokes
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
I respect cancer more than I respect depression.
At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Wow, hairy!"
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?
It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.
Community talk
Pee is stored in the balls.
my uncle told me i didn't have the balls to be a soldier... He was right. ima mtherfcking pretty princess
why do females scratch their heads... cus they have no balls