If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
Balls Jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
"Igma is my balls."
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
