My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
Balls Jokes
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
Ballz!
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
