B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."