Balls jokes

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.

A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.

Why?

The kid had no legs.

Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, “Mommy, mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, Daddy came in with the lady next door, and they started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off Daddy’s clothes, and Daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of Daddy and started...”.

The mother cuts him off and says, “Just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me.” A couple hours later, the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face, shouting, “I’m leaving you... Go ahead, Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier.” Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. “Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door, and you both started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off your clothes, and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing Mom did with Uncle Joe last summer.”

When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.

I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔

Then it hit me 🤧😂

Someone stole my balls :(

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?

'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.

When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.

Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t have a home to run to.

Why do midgets giggle when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?

A bat.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Alex.

Alex who?

Lalicks your balls.

Why are dogs born with balls?

They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.

What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂

One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."

Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁

Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?

Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"

The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"

A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"