Balls jokes

Basement

what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?

I don't bowl.

Dwarf

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Memes

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

The baseball player knows where home base is.

Present

Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.

Orphan

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.

Dog

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

Miget

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Golf

Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?

He likes to hit small white balls.

Baby

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.

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