Balls jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Memes
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.