B.A.L.L.S. jokes
What hangs low?
Balls.
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”
“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.