what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
Balls Jokes
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
