Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.