Im so friking dumb even i need joe mama so fricking bad
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Yo momma's arm-pits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
why are orphans bad at basket ball? because no one is there for them to pass
We where watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said "Man they are really bad at Jenga"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
My pencil sharpener when I bleed:
And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
Yo hairline is so bad it is worse then Vegeta's
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"
Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"
Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."
