Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Bad Jokes
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
My pencil sharpener when I bleed:
And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
