Bad jokes jokes
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.
What did the cow say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow?
“That was a bad joke!”
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.
Me: But you are not standing:)
Joke.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.