Awkward moments jokes

That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.

Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?

That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there's somebody inside.

That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.

You're at your girlfriend's house for a family dinner. Your GF says, "Daddy, please pass me the salt," when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.

My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.

There was a woman sitting with me.

I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.

I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.

My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.

What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?

Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.

That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.

That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”

I have a dog named Syndrome.

But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"