Awkward moments jokes

That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.

Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?

That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.

That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there's somebody inside.

What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?

Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.

That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”

That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.

You're at your girlfriend's house for a family dinner. Your GF says, "Daddy, please pass me the salt," when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.

I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where I should put my pants. "Next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.

My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearing them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way, it made the funeral a bit awkward.