Awkward moments jokes

What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?

Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.

That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”

That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.

That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.

That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.

That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there's somebody inside.

Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?