FruitBadJokeTeller5 years agoHave you heard about the awesome fruit race?The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
Iron ManAnonymous5 years agoTo you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
RatWhat did you say to me6 years agoThis rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
MamaAnonymous7 years agoYo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
DaughterNigel7 years agoI would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.