Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go uh uh uh uh uh uh
Imagine being autistic idiots
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV His daughter comes in and says "dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! Its because when you were born a rose peddle fell on your head." "Cool" Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said "dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied,"Oh! its because when you were a baby, a daisy peddle fell on your head." "Awesome" Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians
There both vegetables in serotonin ways
Fortnite balls im gay i like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil mosey is white
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf he said on a special website
That autistic kid having sex for the first time' "U The Hips, U The Hips
What do u call a autistic kid if he was short a short tistic
What do you call an autistic an Evelyn
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
What do autistics, women and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin drive
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby? A: A clothes hanger
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist. On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms:K a l m
When the autistic kid's sketchers light up: P A N I K
Astrophysics fact: If you count every stars on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
Bro imagining shooting a autistic school
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
