Autistic

Autistic Jokes

Point

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.

Autism

If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?

Autism

How do you know someone is autistic?

They get stuck in a loop very often.

Wheelchair

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

Kid

What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.

Autism

What do birds and autistic people have in common?

They both flap their arms.

Word

Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.

Kid

What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?

Autistemist Prime.

School Shooter

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

Gun

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.