What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common? H: It's similar to shoes. A: White Vans.
Today was a bitter-sweet day... Bad news is my friend was assaulted, good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
you know what I hate about rape? Keeping it a secret.
if a midget says your hair smell nice is that sexual assault?
you know i got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk. how dairy!!
How do you kill time
Easy taking alarm clock and an assault rifle
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!!!
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and see's a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running building momentum before launching himself at the nun catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement. He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nuns ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habbit and lifting her limp to her feet til face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace the drunk victoriously growled. Your not so bloody tough tonight are ya Batman.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school and the teacher replies "are you that same person who took Jimmy?" the man replies "yes" and the teacher says "Take susie too she's being a little bitch."
Two kids were beating up a kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Q. What do You call a gun that rapes someone? A. An assault rifle
A woman ran into a police station screeming "help i have bin graped" the policeman said "do you mean raped" the woman said "no the was a bunch of then".
There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted
Why do I carry pepper spray? JUST IN CASE OF AS-SAULT.
