your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet she couldnt because her fat ass cant fit on the tolilet seat
Is that ass a water barrier cos dam🥵
*JMC* ANOMALY-931 "Gwen" Idenification: just a stupid animal. with a big ass heart
The girl in picture has no ass
What do u call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer
Rocket league! (Ali A Intro) I like men Wanna smash? Suck my balls Im in class as I'm posting this ass joke This joke sucks terribly Honestly just like and leave Add me on discord IceyTrae#2230 Lebron>MJ
Your momma's so fat when she pulls her knickers down.. her ass is still in them
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
Jack and jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo but jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth? Filipino
What's the similarity between your mum and West ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings abc 123 get your fat ass off of me !!!!
3 friends go to a water park and meet a genie. “You each get one wish.” “When you get to the top of the slide you shall scream your wish as you go down.” The first man went down the slide and screamed “COCA COLA” and the pool was fuelled with CocaCola. The next ugly ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams “C-M&MS” as if he wasn’t just about to say cum-then the pool was full of cu-⟟ mean M&Ms. The last horny ass bitch is so excited he says “WEEE!” Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pull wasn’t full of Dildos./j
Ashes to ashes, Priests prever boys, cause they dont have to shave their asses.
When your at school and you have to wipe your ass but it only one ply... Your finger breaks through... mmm Finger lickin good
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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate.. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker! But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY"
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced"
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15
why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
Fancy playing rodeo sex? “ ok then” she said !! then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as ya sisters ass and hold on for dear life .. real life cow bow boy shit !!!
freands. yo whos your barber they mess up big time. me. your just jealous because my dad cuts my for free and you have to be paying 30 dollars' just for that short ass cut
when the husbon said you is your ass so big she said because im holding my shit
why do men like big tits and a flat ass? because they got little dicks and big mouths.
