Asked Jokes

When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...

Guy asked me what I do for a living. Now I'm not old enough to get a job so I said nothing. He asked me again so I said, "Your wife" The guy goes to slap me but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"

I can’t help you find orphan jokes maybe ask their family

I ask the emo girl if she got jealous if her phone die.

My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if shes jealous when her phone dies.

how do you make a orphan cry? ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it

yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

I am in trouble my mum ask me to get six cans of sprit

But I got seven ups

yo mama so fat she asked for a water bed and they gave her the ocean

I ask the orpahan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything. The I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanige.

I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go? He said “Wynaut.”

I asked what was her favourite type of magic she said “the one you make”

A young boy walked up to his dad and asked. "Daddy why are you banned from coming to elementary school?", The dad calmly replies. "Because that's how I met your mother.".

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden. He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, " You have to dig a little."

yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk

on the first day of school, the teacher asked a student " what are your parent's names?" the student replied " my father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is smiling" the teacher said " are you kidding" the student said, "no kidding is my brother I am joking."