The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Asian Jokes
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
