why can Asian people buy phones?
cause they might call the wong number
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
How do you blindfold and Asian? String!
why dont asian kids believe in santa clause?
because theyre the ones who made the toys
Whats an asian's favorite food place. Answer:Petco
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes. My teacher turns to the class and asks “If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?” So I raised my hand and said “Asians have small penis” he looked at me and said “very good. But I was looking for a definition.
What makes Asians look like their laughing at everyone their scwinting befor they here the joke
How do you name a disabled asian
Throw the weelchair down the stairs
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant. Took their seats. The waiter asked ‘Xiang Chi Shen Ma’ and the wife said ‘Chi Ji Ba’
An asian walked up to a another asian that was crying. He asked, "Is somting wong?" The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon"
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country”. The Asian man says “I’m here travelling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of friend rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!!!
Why don’t asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wong number!!!
How do you name an asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
Whats wrong with asian pet stores? Theres no pets
why do Asians abandon their children
there bad at math
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favourite drink to have at a bar? A: Wo-Tahh
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?" The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
