Armless jokes
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing because they can't open the gift.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
I helped my son (who is missing his arms) unwrap his Christmas present. The ungrateful bastard just sits there and cries, and it's a pair of mittens. The ungrateful bastard is just sitting there, crying.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?
Because he told the man to put his hands up.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.