What present did the armless kid get for Christmas? He got gloves. Ohh sry he cud never open the present.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms. I can do anything u normal people can do. Me: 🎵If you’re happy and u know it clap ur hands! 🎶
Armless child: can you give me hand??
Me: ok
so a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him he was about to jump until he saw from a mountain side a little guy with no arms dancing around so he thought maybe my life aint so bad so he went to the mountain side thank you he said i was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until i saw you dancing even though youu have no arms dancing? the armless man said bitterly my asshole itches and i cant scratch it
What do u call a person with no arms
Armless
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing becuase they cant open the gift
knock, knock who's there? An armless person why? they got stumped on why they contacted you
