Ares jokes
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
What the hell is this website? Do you all think these jokes are funny?
You are annoying lolllllllll.
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.
Why are skeletons so calm?
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
An American goes on a British bus after being in war. He wants to sit down, so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down, but there is an old woman on the seat with her dog in the next one.
The man says, "Will you move your dog?"
The lady says, "Oh, you Americans are always so demanding," and she says to sit somewhere else. He goes through and finds no seats, so now he's at the back again. This time he throws the dog out the window and sits down.
The man in front says, "You Americans always do things wrong. First, you drive on the wrong side of the road, then hold you knife and fork wrong, and you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Orphans are really out here taking selfies.
Nah bro, that's a family photo.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?