Ares jokes

You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.

Dads are boomerangs, I hope.

There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.

Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.

Masochists and sadists are made for each other.

There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.

Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.

Guy: Where are they then?

Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].

Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.

Orphans: Where are my parents?

Random person: In the bed.

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Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.

How to get rich:

Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.

Step 2: Knock out the orphan.

Step 3: Cut open the orphan.

Step 4: Well there [are] organs.

Step 5: Do it again.

And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.

What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.

Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?

Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."

Girls are just like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.

My jokes are like kids with cancer; they never get old.

I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?

What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?

THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.

Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."