Are jokes
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
Memes
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
You are.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.